Someone had to ... Sh*t Kits - let's share the insight!

Alrighty, here's what I do.

After having two kids very recently, or actually helping my wife have them, I've gleaned a few things from wiping a couple of butts in addition to my own for the last 3.5 years.

Here's what I pack:
Biodegradable dog poop bags from Petco. They are probably not biodegradable but I like the idea, like Vonnegut's desired epitaph, of doing no harm. Or Yeats':
Cast a cold Eye
On Life, on Death.
Horseman, pass by.

In any case, I use:
Lansinoh Baby Wipes - these wipes are incredible. Purest Lanolin on Earth. A baby with an unhappy bottom = a house full of miserable people!
Said dog poop bags
A small Mil-Spec Ti rod I bought off eBay to dig with.
That's it.
My only caveat is I carry two Sh*t Kits. One on me and one on the XRR.

Also, like some military friends, I try to avoid foods that increase bowel movements a few days before long rides. Then reverse the process when I get home.

I use to carry a lot of stuff including some OTV cortisone. But now just the Lansolins.

The Happy Bottom Riding Club

I REALLY try to avoid Monkey Butt!!!

I try not to poop in the forest as I can never find a rabbit to wipe my butt with...............oh wait thats a bear that wipes it butt with the rabbit............hum................well with my shirt off I kinda look like a bear.

Oh wait after pooping and with the clean up that follows what do you clean your hands with?

In the Army they teach you to wipe like this