How do you eat yours.......tyres

View previous topic View next topic Go down

How do you eat yours.......tyres

Post  SkidMark on Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:21 pm

just came across this:
http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/hubb/equipping-bike-whats-best-gear/vegetarian-vegan-bike-parts-tyres-80423

thought it might be entertaining and provoke some good discussion....

The only thing I have to say on the subject is that there is a reason humans are having this discussion and the animals aren't.
avatar
SkidMark
XRR Freak

Joined : 2012-05-16

Posts : 320
Location : Liberia
XR650R Year : 2005

Back to top Go down

Re: How do you eat yours.......tyres

Post  Mauser on Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:03 am

lol more tree huggers Bananatool

_________________
Current ~  XR650R ~ XJR1300SP ~ ZX12-R ~ DT175MX
Previous Bikes XR250R ~ DT125R ~ GPZ1100 ~ RD350LC ~ XL125R ~ MT5
avatar
Mauser
Administrator

Joined : 2010-09-13

Posts : 1802
Location : UK
XR650R Year : 2002

Back to top Go down

Re: How do you eat yours.......tyres

Post  BuRP on Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:55 am

Petrol is animal-based, it's dinosaur juice, squeezed out by rocks..... is the nuthead sure he wants to ride a bike at all?
Oh, diesel is the same stuff, the dino was just fatter.
So here we go, the dimwit will burn bio ethanol!
Mind, you waste foodcrops for the hungry masses when making it, but vegans only care about animals.....
avatar
BuRP
XRR Monger

Joined : 2010-10-18

Posts : 1557
Location : Pretoria Souf Efrika
XR650R Year : 2007

Back to top Go down

Re: How do you eat yours.......tyres

Post  BuRP on Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:52 pm

Daaayum Mark, sorry, I skipped your actual question!

I marinade mine in Duck's blood with some crushed whole garlic and a sprinkling of coriander, then prior to roasting add some Buffalo fat to prevent dryness, a thick layer - depending on taste add loadsa black pepper here.
Barbeque them over medium-hot ambers of Ebony wood (if not available brown Mahogany will do, Africanus Nerodus will not!). Very regularly basting with whole whisked sea-turtle eggs will create an even brownness as well as flavour.
Tip: when we hunt Rhino we always shoot a few Impala to eat (Rhino is chewy), and we baste them with Guineafowl-eggs using the tailfeathers of Green Pigeons - works an absolute charm so shoot a few beforehand, handy for applying the basting.
When the tyres are almost done cover them generously with thick slices of Warthog hind leg, and do baste these (once on each side). When all is done take off the now-done slices, and serve them piping hot.
The rest you let go to ashes, and the next morning (after having made coffee of course) you bury the whole lot!
After all, we do not want to stuff up nature now do we?
avatar
BuRP
XRR Monger

Joined : 2010-10-18

Posts : 1557
Location : Pretoria Souf Efrika
XR650R Year : 2007

Back to top Go down

Re: How do you eat yours.......tyres

Post  Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum